What’s your favorite pastime?
I actually have several. My favorites are eating food, killing tennis balls, and watching Pit Bulls and Parolees on Animal Planet.
What’s the one thing that really makes your hackles stand up?
The commercials that air during Pit Bulls and Parolees, I have a really short attention span.
What’s your favorite toy?
My Black heavy duty Kong, meant for dogs twice my size, but I am a big boy.
Who’s your favorite snuggle buddy?
Richard Blum for life! However, I am rather fond of Rachael Ulrich.
My mom’s Christmas Eve scraps. Usually some fatty filet cuts. Mmmm good!
What is your favorite kind mischief to get into?
I get into the trash sometimes looking for food even though I am not supposed to. It tastes good, and I only get in trouble for a minute. Forgiveness before permission, any day.
If you had to describe your perfect day, what would it be?
I would start with a Pets Mart walk through, where everything I put in the cart must be purchased for my sole consumption. This would be followed by a three round game of fetch, in which I get to destroy the ball after. I can already tell that all of this excitement will have me a bit tired by noon, so a three-hour hibernation period is in order. Then I wake up, eat dinner, and watch the Animal Planet DVR until I fall asleep again, WITHOUT ANYONE KICKING ME OFF THE COUCH…perfect day!